James' new lube shirt

So if you read this blog and you don't know that I like MMA then ummm...
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Anyway 
This is just a post talking about a special shirt James bout to help him in Jujitsu... 
So If your not interested in this shit then go read Michaela blog, because she covers some real life problems by complaining all the time... 
Hi Michaela... 
Hope your projects going well... 
Luv James

ANYWAY
This blog post is about this new shirt I just got that allows your upper body to slide over... other peoples bodys...
Wow now I write that out it seems reallyyyyy wierd
OOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhhhh myyyy goooooddddd ITS BASICALLY A LUBE SUIT 😂😂😂

Anyway this is what it looks like...
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So the reasons why I got this shirt is for two reasons...
1. It was super cheap reduced from £50 down to £24...
Shut up that's how much you spend on rash guards they're expensive. If you get cheap ones they eventually get really sticky and it defeats the purpose.
2. I was really sick of getting stuck in headlocks because I wasn't able to move quick enough from bottom position. (Literally I think I've been choked out more than Cheryl Tunt from archer)
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So there you go if this dosent help then I'm officially terrible at BJJ
Also the design is nauuuugghhhtyyyyy and it had sold out in all the other colours.
The way it works is that it used very very low reistance fabric
no not lube
I was being sarcastic jesus

But yea this low resistance fabric defeats two problems in ground work training, which is people grabbing onto the fabric of the shirt to gain more grip (because that's cheating) and it allows you to move A LOT faster and efficient. They also wick sweat away from the body insanely well. The same with all moisture really.
I could also use this shirt as a rash guard whilst surfing. Which I definetely want to get into more over the summer. Because I can surf. And I would really like to spend some chunk of my summer on the waves to see what all the hype is about...
But I'll save that for a later post... 

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