Ouch

Have you ever wondered about what it would be like if you were a plate on a table and the table sheet beneath you was suddenly yanked away?
But not by an experienced waiter but by a kid who has just fallen over whilst playing bulldog in the restaurant and in their last attempt to stay afoot they reached out for something to grab onto and in doing so ends up falling over anyway long with the entire contents of the table above... including the boiling gravy.

Well today my so called reliable Christmas job was taken from me...
not because I was bad at it, trust me I am a killer bartender, you can come in at whatever time and cry to me about your life whilst I pour you a pint.
not because I somehow managed to get myself fired...

But because they "overstaffed"
And because I'm new I had to pull the short straw

Yippee

So Christmas ambition update...
Umm its all gone to shit
It's the 23rd of December so all of the Shops and pubs have got their seasonal staff already.

I had high hopes for this period man. I was going to get a ton of experience and money... now I'm just sat at home thinking about what I'm going to do next.