Bow down to my Genius🙊

Yeessssssssss 

As you may remember I have been rendered immobile due to my running shoes

Now you might be thinking...

"But James... A good work man never blames his tools"

Bollocks 

If I was the most skilled carpenter in the world and I was told to make the greatest wooden sculpture of all time with nothing but a plastic spoon then YES I WOULD BLAME MY FUCKING WORK TOOLS. 

Just to prove my anger towards my running shoes, here is a picture of me holding them over a toilet...

However... 

Because I am in a poor financial state right now (Student life) I can't afford to buy a new pair of shoes that meet my "new" requirements. 

So I'm stuck with these for now, and I want to run now with a half healed hole on the bottom of both of my feet. 

So I've devised a solution

I have made 

*Clears throat* 

MAKESHIFT BLISTER PADS!! 

Yeeesssssss

I've used some material which Michaela has very kindly let me use because it was scrap 

THANKYOU MICHAELA!!!!!

And because it is so soft and fluffy I feel like this could be a temporary fix, for my otherwise mutilated feet. 

Hopefully it doesn't backfire and literally make the injury worse than it was in the first place...

Lets find out...