The Dank ass hoodie (Updoot)

Right

This is the second thing that I actually wear on a day to day basis...

AND GUESS WHAT!

THERE ARE NO RIPS, NO STITCHES COMING LOOSE, NO HOLES

Guys I might be the hoodie whisperer.

I have used the hoodie mainly as a lounging around kind of thing. Because its so comfy and roomy.
I also wore it surfing over the easter with my brother...
But he stole my wetsuit...
So I had to just wear shorts and a rash guard...
So after 15 mins of being smacked around by a mother fucking lot of waves I felt like my dick was going to fall off.
So I did the smart thing and went to shore to dry off as quickly as possible and get some clothes on.

It was to my sudden horror that I had forgotten my trousers... Which at the time I was praying to be my saving grace. So the hoodie came in...
I basically hyphenated for a solid 30 mins trying to warm up before my brother got bored of being shit at surfing and came to tell me that "I was a pussy and we should leave"

I am only alive because of this hoodie
I owe it a meal out with flowers.