Making a start on the essay

Honestly I'm surprised you clicked on this...

I mean I'm talking about something that I'm already going to be talking about but without all the formal shiznit

Just think of these essay posts to be about my actual opinion without me having to dial everything down into the literal equivalent of making a colourful jumper into a tailored suit jacket.

I've decided to base my essay around the Adidas Predator Football boot as it has a long and diverse history, I've actually owned a pair of the beauties and, there is a lot to write about how they have changed over the years.

Hopefully I don't get sick of this subject (after all it is only 1000 words) Buuuuttt its going to be the most intricate 1000 words I have ever written. Every bite of this essay must be deliecious... you if there is even one dull moment I think it will ruin it far more than if the entire thing was "good but a bit bland" 

It would be like eating a cake where every slice is a fucking delicious chocolate fudge cake and then one slice hidden in there is a fruit cake slice... I meaaaaannn thats a nightmare no one wants. 

So I've decided to go back to my A-level writing techniques by starting off with a rough plan that I can tune and twist to make sure the essay is great before I've even written it. 

Its easy to follow as of now

And its a bit short because I haven't started to look at my specific arguements yet and how to make them... but the final plan will be much bigger than this and HOPEFULLY should be a step by step guide through the essay.

I'm going to go make my fingers bleed now

Wish me luck