My shorts are indestructible

So


The time came to wash my denim shorts...
I wasn't looking forward to it and I don't think they were either.
I had been avoiding washing them for a while because I was scared that they would break...

But yesterday I spilled ketchup on them...
So it was time for some major surgery

As I tossed them into the washing machine I saw them look back at me as if to say...


"Please don't do this"
To which I replied

"I'm sorry... but its time..."

to which they simplty said
"Goodbye"

...


The Girl doing her washing next to me must of thought I was mentally ill or something...
Sorry to disapoint

Anyway I washed them and as I went to collect them from the machine I had to go through what seemed to be an endless tangled bundle of clothes before I found them...

And then...
I saw them...

Not only did my shorts survive the spiny watery cyclone thingy 

It also survived the ketchup stain...

I've had shorts that have lasted half as long

And I've had shorts that have literally cost an arm and two legs to fix...  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)