The most hardcore test ever known to man

Soooooo

Literally 5 mins ago I gave my new jean shorts a ummm

"little" test...

And by that I mean I took them on a night out.
To a themed party...
Where I took my shirt off...
I'm still pissed

Okay shut up
1. I did it with the best intentions
2. I "planned to get my shirt back
3. annnnndddd I wanted people to "focus" on my shorts so I didn't wear anything else.

I also lost my shirt so ummmm...
Your allowed to feel sorry for me for about 5 seconds...
5
4
3
2
1
Time
Go back to laughing

Here is a cheeky pick of me being cocky before leaving my messy ass flat.

I mean even I have to point out...
Denim on the head
Denim on the wrist
Denim on the waist
and most importantly Homer Simpson on the necklace...
Its the perfect combination.

As far as the jeans went.
They were comfy...
They kept up with my dancing and the occasional grab of my ass
And the pockets were deep enough to hold my Wallet, phone and keys...
So you know I'm gonna say that they rate a...
Little bit naughty/10
You know it they fitted perfectly without the belt then they would be a solid Very naughty/10
But you know its my first time what do you expect?
Absolutely flawless?
Nahhh who even lasts that long anyway???