New year same boi

First of all
I would like to apologise for not posting over the past couple days
Its not that I've been busy
Trust me I've just been pissing about the past couple days
And I just didn't want to.

In fact as I'm writing this I'm still recovering from a hangover from last night
Like the Sun is so loud
So as far as I see it you're all blessed to even have me here writing this.

I've never been the one for the whole 

"New year new me" 

It's a load of ass 

It's just something people do to show how sophisticated they are by pointing out their flaws. 

Just a big dick measuring contest to see who is the most daring to improve.

If you think about it its a bit weird to have everyone try to improve themselves on one day of the year. 

Why no other time??? 

Like I heard someone back in October say 

"Nahh bruh, I would start a diet or something, but I figure I might as well wait for the new year you know? I feel like I would be more motivated if I did it then, plus I get to eat whatever the fuck I want for the next two months" 

WHY?!

Start now! 

Stop lying to yourself!!! 

... 

Here's a Cauliflower go crazy 

If I ever see something in my life that I feel like I could improve on then I will almost immediately. 

Sometimes not in the healthiest of ways but still.