New Vest so I look like every white boy from England when he goes to Spain and ends up getting a sunburn in the shape of a vest because that's how we do it

I know right that't a long ass title
And rightly so because I think the Tank top/vest is a controversial garment

Allow me to explainadoodle

I personally think that the tank top can look great, as long as the colour and the fit suits the user.
This is normally a tighter fit around the chest area and more of a hanging look over the stomach and lower back... The size of the neck and arm holes matters as well. If the arm holes are to big then your just going to end up with everyone staring at your love handles, and if the neck is to big then you just look like you're trying to hard... Hence the stringer top, which always looks like shit as it looks like a tank that some dog has just got a hold of and tugged down. Which leaves a fine margin for where you "hide your nipples"
Because unless your topless, no one wants to see them.
Just a bit weird.

Image result for stringer top
Oh put it away you jacked up lil shite 

So I really didn't want to get the sizing wrong. 
This was made even more difficult by the fact that I was buying online... 
Oh boi  
So I decided to stick with a brand that I feel like is really reliable, with what I own already. 
Under Armour... 
I actually like the style of vests and tank tops that they supply 
This is the one I decided to snatch up
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Good hole sized around the arms and neck 
Great colour and texture 
51%polyester 49%nylon 
Used thread borne tech to help wick away sweat from the body 
I would have a picture of me wearing this, however I fear that I would just get really cocky and give myself some fucked up nick name that has something to do with my biceps... 
Like, Donal Pump, Biassac Newton, Princess Biana etc 

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