How to make people feel concerned about you even though your fine #ad
HI THERE!
DO YOU WANT A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU WITH CONCERN???
DO YOU WISH FOR PEOPLE TO STOP YOU IN THE STREET AND ASK YOU IF YOUR OK???
IS LIFE JUST UNFAIR???
WHY NOT GET A FAT BRUISE ON YOUR LEG!!??
A FAT BRUISE ON YOUR LEG IS THE PERFECT WAY TO GET ATTENTION
NO LONGER WILL YOU NEED TO HAVE "ACTUAL" PROBLEMS AND FOR N ONE TO NOTICE THEM!
NOW YOU CAN WALK DOWN THE ROAD WITH A SLIGHT LIMP AND PEOPLE WILL SUDDENLY START TO GIVE A SHIT!
AMAZING
"I TRIED A FAT BRUISE ON MY LEG, AND NOW MY CRUSH SAYS HI TO ME EVER MORNING!"
"I TRIED A FAT BRUISE ON MY LEG IN ONLY A COUPLE DAYS I WAS BEING TREATED LIKE A WAR HERO!!"
"I CAN FINALLY SAY BREAK A LEG TO PEOPLE AS A COMPLIMENT AND THEY NOW FIND IT IRONICALLY FUNNY! HAHA! FAT BRUISE ON YOUR LEG REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE!"
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GET ONE NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!
disclaimer fat bruise on a e.g. can cause serious pain, do not try if you have week legs
we are not responsible for any injury's you might obtain from acquiring this
conditions apply.
I was bored
shut up
DO YOU WANT A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU WITH CONCERN???
DO YOU WISH FOR PEOPLE TO STOP YOU IN THE STREET AND ASK YOU IF YOUR OK???
IS LIFE JUST UNFAIR???
WHY NOT GET A FAT BRUISE ON YOUR LEG!!??
A FAT BRUISE ON YOUR LEG IS THE PERFECT WAY TO GET ATTENTION
NO LONGER WILL YOU NEED TO HAVE "ACTUAL" PROBLEMS AND FOR N ONE TO NOTICE THEM!
NOW YOU CAN WALK DOWN THE ROAD WITH A SLIGHT LIMP AND PEOPLE WILL SUDDENLY START TO GIVE A SHIT!
AMAZING
"I TRIED A FAT BRUISE ON MY LEG, AND NOW MY CRUSH SAYS HI TO ME EVER MORNING!"
"I TRIED A FAT BRUISE ON MY LEG IN ONLY A COUPLE DAYS I WAS BEING TREATED LIKE A WAR HERO!!"
"I CAN FINALLY SAY BREAK A LEG TO PEOPLE AS A COMPLIMENT AND THEY NOW FIND IT IRONICALLY FUNNY! HAHA! FAT BRUISE ON YOUR LEG REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE!"
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GET ONE NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!
disclaimer fat bruise on a e.g. can cause serious pain, do not try if you have week legs
we are not responsible for any injury's you might obtain from acquiring this
conditions apply.
I was bored
shut up
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