Bueno Mierda

Yea so I knew transitioning into my new running shoes was going literally take blood sweat and tears I just didn't expect this much tears...
And by that I mean pain
Not actual tears
I didn't cry

No
I didn't

Shut up

This was my third run in the vibrams and this time I got cocky because the second run resulted in no pain at all. So I increased the distance from 1.5 miles to 4.5... 

Because I thought my feet had somehow adapted extremely quickly. 

Because they're so awesome... 

They're not, as I'm sitting here I can literally feel my calves having a panic party. 

However when I was running I felt fine. In fact I felt amazing. 

I'm running taller and I'm light on my feet. The only thing I can compare this feeling to is when you first learn how to run when you were little. You know like properly, not that weird waddle toddlers do when they hear the words ICE CREAM! 

Also my pace has increased like fucking crazy, even if this new style of running is harder I somehow managed to run 4.5 miles and up a huge hill by the way with an average pace of 7 minute mile at cruising speed. 

Fuck 

Okay so I just got up to get a drink and I swear to god my legs don't work. 

I feel like Barney in How I met your mother when he runs the marathon with ease however when he tries to stand up his legs just don't work. 

Well wish me luck as I finish writing this I'm going to get up and then fall over and live the rest of my life as a slug

Only with abs