Shirt buttons

As you can see from these dazzling pictures I have managed to sew on all of my buttons onto my shirt. 

I did this with pure patience and will power as I used a needle and thread... as your supposed to I guess. 

I found this to be quite tedious as my hands were always getting stuck in the loose threads... I wish I had smaller hands... 

Unfortunaltey I was not able to cut out the button holes today as well as...

I FORGOT HOW TO USE THE MACHINE...
Seriously I walked up to the machine and just had a staring contest with it for about 20 mins as I slowly realised that I had forgotten how to do a simple task, whilst about 5 second years just looked at me like I had never seen a button hole cutting machine in my life before.