I've actually done it

I mean I doubt everyone reading this in my class is going to care about this...
However I think YOU TOM
Are absolutely going to love it...

Tom...
I bought a pair of Vibrams...
Yep here is proof

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Tell you what these are the most comfortable foot condoms I have ever had the pleasure of wearing on my gorgeous feet.

Of course my family all looked confused as soon as they looked at them saying things like...

Mum: "£85? are they worth that? They are literally just a bit of fabric sewn to a thin rubber plate?!"

Dad: "It's certainly a very ummm... Interesting choice in shoes James" 

Nan: "Surly they're dangerous for your feet if the sole is so thin" 

Brother Mark: "You look like Big foot had anger sex with Chris Evans" 

Yea my brother has an interesting take on metaphors.
I also got a pair of flip flops which I am almost certain I am going to wear all year round because they are comfy as Fuck.

All I can think of now Is how I'm going to look when I'm out on a run now...
All black
Wierd ass shoes
Mask on
Wearing tights.....

Some sight
Merry Christmas
Or if you are for some reason watching this outside of the holidays then ummm...
I guess you can just go on without a complement...




Okay jk you're fab now get the fuck off my blog

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